i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

(Source: pumpkinkraken, via kaayyeahs)


PHOTO
Oct 1
1:00 pm
95,955 notes

mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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POST
Sep 30
10:10 pm
578,845 notes

spoopyluna:

implied homosexuality is not representation

implied homosexuality is not representation

(via swenlifechoseme)

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POST
Sep 30
10:06 pm
460 notes

sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

(via swenlifechoseme)


POST
Sep 30
10:05 pm
179,472 notes

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file! Nat!"

(Source: loveholic198, via aladycalledkatie)


PHOTOSET
Sep 30
4:00 pm
50,940 notes
thatcrazymatryoshka:

This cute, little friend made my evening :’)

thatcrazymatryoshka:

This cute, little friend made my evening :’)

(via aladycalledkatie)

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PHOTO
Sep 30
1:00 pm
140,518 notes

i-effed-it-all-up:

i spent so much of my life being taught to hate famous women that now i find it physically impossible to judge them anymore. Beyoncé could pierce her entire face n I’d be like that’s her choice. Kristen Stewart could yell “fuck you” at a small child and i’d be like yeah, fuck that kid! Nicki Minaj could kill a man and I’d be like he probably deserved it

(via mmmireland)


POST
Sep 30
12:44 am
3,027 notes

some of my favourite inspirational hockey quotes

(Source: mariolemieuxs, via mmmireland)


PHOTOSET
Sep 30
12:42 am
744 notes

bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

(via muggletimelord)

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POST
Sep 30
12:33 am
80,216 notes

ORLANDO JONES YOU COULD HAVE WARNED US

this guy has the nerve to be like

*likes post*
*replies “sorry not sorry”*

ORLANDO COME ON

(Source: tehriz)


POST
Sep 30
12:32 am
182 notes

fickle-my-tancy:

Take Me To Church Hozier
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me “worship in the bedroom”
The only heaven I’ll be sent to
Is when I’m alone with you—

I was born sick
But I love it
Command me to be well
Amen. Amen. Amen.

Take me to church,
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good god, let me give you my life

(via ramblingsarah)


AUDIO
Sep 30
12:16 am
974 notes

troylers-bae:

backthatassbuttup:

edgebug:

(x)

well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

HOLY FUCK

(Source: guccihoods, via swenlifechoseme)


AUDIO
Sep 29
4:00 pm
409,664 notes

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

(via abgron)


PHOTOSET
Sep 29
1:00 pm
72,856 notes

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

did you mean: me this very instant

(via myarmsareridiculous)


POST
Sep 28
10:00 pm
36,973 notes

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

did you mean: me this very instant

(via swenlifechoseme)


POST
Sep 28
9:04 pm
126,338 notes

procrastination station

(avatar courtesy of @ngoziu) | the occasional ramblings of a law student who'd rather be a storyteller than a lawyer. probably/lately the most hype about: sleepy hollow, marvel movie universe shenanigans, omgcheckplease.tumblr.com, the musketeers, star trek (reboot and voyager), achivement hunter, two harts and a helbig, archer, and unfucking my habitat. | [note: I have an unhealthy, unending love for a variety of fandoms, these are just the recent ones] | I should probably have an about me post